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Comedy Central
Nov 7, 2012 11:30pm PST
( laughter ) whether we want his ieflt energies or not, he is going to bend america over and stick solar power where the sun don't shine. ( laughter ) but as i suspected, folks, alternative energy come with risks. >> at first, ernie marshall was all for the new wind farm going up near his home >> and it sound like a great idea. >> but soon after the turbines started rolling, he said he started suffering a litany of health complaints. >> i've had problems with my heart. i have problems with my ears. it traumatizes your whole body. >> stephen: yes, living near a windmill can ruin your health. that's why everybody in the nighter land is always sparking up their medical marijuana. now, folks those who suffer from what's become known as wind turbine syndrome say it's caused by the noise, vibrations, and moving shadows of the turning blade. and i've heard the same complaint about the gillette fusion power phantom razor. a study by the university of sydney found 150 health problems attributed to wind turbines including migraine, sleep loss, stomach problems, vertigo, weight gain, weight loss,
Comedy Central
Nov 14, 2012 11:30pm PST
. according to the canadian broadcasting corporation, fox in canada are ootranged about my chapter of energy where i say "before we can harness geothermal power we have to take the planet's temperature with a geothermometer and i have no idea where the earth's rectum is." (cheers and applause) and the footnote reads "windsor, canada." (laughter and applause) okay, now don't get them a twist canucks. that's a misquote. the footnote actually reads "windsor, canada?" question mark! it's a question. as a journalist, it's my job to ask these probing questions. could the earth's rectum be windsor? i don't know. it could just as easily be winnipeg. (laughter) besides, okay, this could be a net positive for windsor. just look at this actual poll at the bottom of the canadian broadcasting corporation's article. "is stephen colbert's description of windsor as the earth's rectum good or bad for the city?" (laughter and applause) this is true. as of this taping the results are 76.64% good and 23% bad. (cheers and applause) apparently the earth's rectum is an improvement over windsor's previous reputatio
Search Results 0 to 7 of about 8 (some duplicates have been removed)